Dilweed

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Dylan is tooooooooooaaaaaaaats fuffin l@me. Hes in Keekans splabish klass and he always makes mean to Keekan for leik no raisin wot so evr. Him and Zook r jus mean to good ole Keekan for no raisn. Ye DYlan aint gonna know wot came to him once we srsly frick him the frick up. Hes gunna bee kryin leik a lil beby fajot, leik he is. Dilweed is a complicated plerpson to tackle cos sometimes hes nice and sometimes hes mean, i dont get it man, leik make up ur mind man, jus be nice or be maen.

The Fricc up

Keekan and Ooyan r plabning to srsly fricc Dylan up. Dylan sarted cryin like a lil beby when we told him. He sed while cryin "Plz nooooooo im sowy, yall r so incredibly secksy". Dylans super duper skared for when Keekan n Ooyan frick him the frick up man. Dylans been seying since dey one hes gonna frick Keekan up but Keekan has fricked Dylan up leik 99999999 times.