Goomblo, a breef summary and barkround

Henlo, I'm Keekan and i shall tell you about Goomblo.

Orijims

Around leik 3 billions years go, a man by the name a goomblo misteriuslee apeerd at an fiddies theem dinner before bean askt to leaf for ettin peepls babbys. Affer killing everyblubby in the dinner he walked into an egg store. He proceded to sit on the shelf and egg. He egged for 67 years until someone bot him. When the customer brought the egging gooblo to the counter, Goomblo bursted out and am egg. AM EGG NOT?? Said the cacth ear. The customer screemned in feer. I CANT BELEEVE EGG NOT!!! Yes egg not, said goomblo. Goomblo rushed throught out door. MIIIIIlions of years later. A young man namned Oin found goomblo being egg at the odibon gamestop. He took Goomblo as his own. Goomblo now happy lives with his owner Oin. Goomblo also works at dennies form mid knit to sicks am.

Am Egh?

No Goomblo am egg not. He rely lieks to egg though. Egging is when you sit and be an egg. Egging is goomblos hobby. He takes great pride in his egging abiltitys.

Ofer facts

The most common way Goomblo merders his victims is by forcefully shoving his giant feet down their throat, therefor slowly and very painfully chocking them to deth. Goomblo like to is feet.

Famicom

Son: Goombolo

Wif: booduh da boo

Rivl: Koops da koopa

Pet: Mistah Blooper the blooper

Buttlr: Arnold the Munky

Stats:

Sped: rly fass

Hite: Meaty yum

Power: powrfle

Color: Bron

Favit sung: Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now

Favit moov: King Kong

Mood: ANGERY

Flavr: cola

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