Salami

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Salami is anudehh loosher who goes to Gloster Hi jkjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk hes prebby coo. Salami can usually be found hangin oot with Hooligan, Whopper Man, Jake, Maltezer Man, Edd Satellaview, N8 2, and Thai. Salami overall is yor pretty averege run of a mill guy. He also seets at the sam table as Keekan, Ooyan, Mikil, Hooligan n all them. At luch Salami always asccs for Keekans left ovrs also. He is hawt and sexay. I LAVA his mathas pasta. HE DAS EAT PESTA. He Also is very sexy and I want to suck is Big, fat, throbbing flabs. But he does have a massive ding dong.

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Salami sounds™

One of Salamis Signature funnys is his Salami sounds. When Keekan, Ooyan, and Hooligan would be pl@ying Sm@sh Salami would have to go and start grunting and making tard sounds, making the whole experience uncomfortable and awkward.

Keekan n co

Who would've thought Salami would be second in command at Keekan n co????? Well since 3/19/19 he has been. He took over Ooyans spot after we fired Ooyan for treason against the company. I expect great things from Salami, and so far he is proving his worth to the company. Hes basically in charge of helping Keekan make good decisions for the company and oversees the lower rankers. He also controls whether or not people can have raises or can be promoted, but that has to get through Keekan first. Will Salami be able to live up to Keekans expectations and surpass all that Ooyan has done for the company?? Who knows, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.