Heckoweem

What Be Heckoweem?
Heckoweem is a totally radical horidai consisting of It be one of da bes horidaize because of how spookee it be.
 * Triccs,
 * Treetz,
 * and Costoomz!

Dat soumbs rad how am celebi?
to celembert joo must follow da roolez or els a sack-head guy killz ya r sumfin.
 * 1) get a coo castoom (NO FORK KNIFE, PWIMSESS, MINECRAP, etc.!!!)
 * 2) get a plompkin form a plompkin splotch
 * 3) carb da plompkin to mak it scurry
 * 4) wach spookie mobies wif frebs
 * 5) go tricc an treet to get free candy in ur sostoom
 * 6) checc candy to see if it has a pedofill in it ur sumfink.

Neber forgit
to be saf n hab fum an beliv in yosef