Olsa, the story of a hero

Who was this Olsa lady

Olsa was a game changer is the ramens rights movement. Peepos would call her bootleged, not offical. To be fare Olsa wasn't an offical frozen pees of merchindise. She was from the movie Cold. Liek Olsa she had a frind, Ooloaf. Ooloaf was Olsas best frind ever. They'd do amerthing together. Olsa was a srtong woman. She stood up tall wen she got a cees and desist letter frum disniy. She was a true hero. Olsa was born September 21, 2017 and died January 16, 2018. She lived a vary short life. She was murderdred by nun other than Cal. Cal was agents the ramens writes movements coz hes a PURR EVL. When Olsa was sleeping in am bed, Cal snuck in and stabbed her 37 times in the shest. She was found a day later by Keekan and Oin. Keekan n Oin soon started evestegeten on the murder of Olsa. The evestegetian took leik 6 minets when they finally came to the conclusion, CAL. Cal is tthe reason of everthing bad. Olsa was a grate womin. Its ashame she died so soon. Keekan n Oins placed her dead body in a water bottle then chryongenilcy freezed her body. HApply she am alive. We are so gald shes back, the onley downside is that she has to leev the rest of her lief in a wtare bottle. We saved her and now shes liv happ lief with keekan n co.

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Olsa is ded, afer the Dankmemian war she dyed. She wus poot in a botle of crisco olove oil. She than got fed gerlic and egh yolk by keekan. All the greese was making olsa yaylo so keekan had to tak hir out. It am two l8t, Olsa was ded, now olas spens hir aferleif in thu dankmimen island, just roaming, hoping to leaf. She am a los sole. She is trapped on the Dankmemian island for eternity.

Nitrogens.

Keekan n Oin was at Irish weak in in wildwood. They looked in a bucket and found a little finger puppet. Keekan in stantly fall in luv. Keekan bot Olsa.

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