Goblins

Goblins, Mang. Golbims.
Ooyan is always lookim 4 gobims, but dey hide so wel! he has ben lookin for dem eber sinse dey kicked im in da micnuggies an fork nife dance over him bodi. sins dat fateful day, ooyan serch hi and lo and in da middle for dem sillium williums and he even made ome in fart classsss. they fink dey can rom an hyde, but knot 4 lon.

How to spot a Goldblum
Goboms come in manee shops and collars, so be careful nod to confuz wif gremblims, but some things that are always consistent arrrr
 * 1) Big larj eerz (usually wif hare)
 * 2) BIG NOBES
 * 3) soopid grin
 * 4) Big teefs
 * 5) abot tree feet tall
 * 6) slimy skin
 * 7) usually bald

The Grape Granpappy Goblananan
Gordans live in small vilagis an hunt in paks. THey are led by the grape grandpappy. hE is LARJ, aboot 5-6 feet tall and mean. he has sharp teef and claws and is evil and mean and big and has patches of hair and has clothes on cuz he is a bidniss man. he is very dangerus and his claws and teef contain venom AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FAS AN WILL GIT YOO IF HE SEES JOO