The Ooyan situation May 2nd 2019

Info

I'm not sure if ya'll know aboot this Ooyan situation, but this farticle should keep ya'll informed. But about 2 months ago when the soup craze was at an all time high Ooyan created an account "I_am_the_ultimate_soup" to frick with Keekan, because apparently he was sick of being seen as Keekan sidekick. They than threatend to destroy the wiki, Keekan thought they were just bluffing, henceforth blowing off the threat. 3 hours latter Keekan checks the wiki and around 70 articles are void of any content. Keekan is outraged, thus spend that whole night fixing all the articles that were destroyed. Keekan is angry and tells the company about it, they're all mad as well.

The next day

Keekan is very outraged and is checking all the employees phones just to make sure it wasn't any of them. Than comes study hall, Ooyans mandatory phone check was up. Ooyan hesitated which prompted Keekan to wanna check it even more. Keekan searches through Ooyans phone and finds that he's the owner of the account. Keekan was outraged and was in such disbelief that Ooyan Loovla 2nd in command would commit treason against his own company. Ooyan was fired and registered as a Keekan n co offender. Came as such a shock. Salami then took his spot as second in command of the company, than fired, thean rehired, than fired and replaced with Hooligan.

The rise

Weird coincidence but after Ooyan was fired the company very quickly grew, it grew faster than it ever has in fact. Tons of new employees were hired and stuff.

Jams n co

Ooyan has been the main mole for Jams n co LLC. Ooyan has been so desperate to gain Keekans respect back. Ooyan is still the suspicious fellar, and Keekan is keeping a v e r y keen eye on him. Ye never know if he'll attempt something again. Why should I even listen to his advice, he's a Keekan n co offender. Ooyan also claims that I have no power over him, when yes I do, literally everyone else in the company has power over him. He's literally in the bottom of the barrel. 3